pedosensual

A person who enjoys touching and being touched by children absent of sexual touch and within the boundaries of both the child and the law.

She is a pedosensual. She is always hugging and kissing children.

by Lesbophile October 13, 2007

Pedro

a border hopping illegal mexican immigrant that comes to america to become a porn star

i saw the newest pedro in the movie last night

by rodrico February 18, 2005

sneaky pedro

A strange sexual act where a Mexican helps out in some way whether it be sexually or for another purpose. Sneaky because they can go unnoticed and Pedro is a Mexican name. THE SNEAKY PEDRO

using a Mexican as a chair during sex, using a Mexican to hold a womans head in the air while you hold up her body and screw her like crazy. sneaky pedro

by tomato sauce May 27, 2008

Pedosmile

A smile that is directed at chilldren with sexual intention or just a really creepy smile.

that dude just pedosmiled at me.

by Zacharias August 26, 2005

pedroia

dustin pedroia is little rat-like bastard who currently plays for the boston red sox. he is the size of a normal man's leg, and looks goofy playing baseball because he has to use his entire body to throw or bat, resulting in visual hilarity.

pedroia also has a habit of performing thousands of annoying facial tics during his at-bats. obviously suffers from Little Man Syndrome.

Fan 1: Holy shit, the Red Sox have a new mascot... it's a little rat in uniform!

Fan 2: No, that's not a rat, it's one of those annoying little yapping dogs that run around your feet and try to act badass.

Fan 3: That little bitch is neither dog nor rat. It's actually Lil' Dustin Pedroia, and fellow-homosexual Josh "Gopher Cheeks Beckett" uses him to douche with.

by SatanIsARedSoxFan October 30, 2007

Pedro

When someone states the fucking obvious or is totally lost and not with the program.

A way to acknowledge someone's stupidity.

Person 1: "Hey look how blue the sky is right now!"
Person 2: "Good fucking observation Pedro."

Person 1: "I'm so lost, isn't Hitler a first name?"
Person 2: "Oh my god Pedro where the fuck have you been?"

by RatchetA$$Hoeeeee April 2, 2016

Pedro

woody, boner, erection, jack and the beanstalk, how's-your-father, stiffy, ice cream man, pretty much when a guy's equipment pops up to see what's up.

pedro! down boy down!

by who cares? March 30, 2003