Pablo J. Garcia-Triana

He likes to play soccer but puts GOD first always. He is responsible. He gets ready for soccer practice 2 hours earlier. He dies not like to be late. He saves a lot of money to help his parents. He makes people laugh in a weird way. He does not like to waste MONEY and things he does not need. He likes to buy people expensive gifts. He pays for his own wants. He probably has a CR7 poster in his room. He likes to workout and be healthy. He cares about his family. He worries for his family. He does not like one dollar bills. He likes to fart in his dog's face.

Cousin: People from my school know you and they said you guys are best friends.

Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!

by chickennoggets101 April 30, 2019

Pablo Sole Canales

Pablo is stupid and dumb. He has a very bad jumpshot and smells like shit. After lunch his ass is sweaty because he sucks at basketball.

Wow dude you are acting like a "Pablo Sole Canales"

by jellyjamba October 10, 2019

Pablo cereal surprise

The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys

Yo I pulled a Pablo cereal surprise on that hoe so hard! I get all the cereal!

by pissthan January 13, 2018

Pablo (schlime)

Pablo is an amazing person that makes your life complete he's there for you at your worst and your best and no matter what hes amazing and will always be there for you he completes you he makes you happy and your heart race yes you my SCHLIME your amazing you are the reason dont ever forget that shout out to goldie

PABLO (schlime)
Goldie: feed me
Pablo: *pulls out belt*

by MWUAHAHHA SCHLIME January 2, 2020

Pablo

He a nice person and will give you what ever you need. But he probably sells drugs

Person 1: Have you met Pablo
Person 2: Yeah he is so nice and his drugs are amazing

by IMNOTGOINGTOUSETHIS February 2, 2020

Pablo

Easily cheated guy, normally on internet stuff. Not very successful guy, on any ambit, but you have with him though.
PD. Big Nose.

Pablo shut up.

by chujus April 4, 2020

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020