Stomach Patty

The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.

Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!

Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."

by McBetts October 25, 2012

portuguese patty melt

When a portuguese female lets you have sex with her and you do anal, and you wipe the residue betwix the cheeks.

Man, you know that portuguese girl, she let me do anal and I did a portuguese patty melt after I was done

by Nigher whole July 17, 2017

Veggie Patty

When two vegans have a fight, it is known as a "Veggie Patty" instead of beef.

Rachael: "Martha what are those two ladies doing?"
Martha: "Oh they are just having a good old veggie patty."

by haydensama August 11, 2018

feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.

Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.

by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018

Sloppy Patty

When a dog shits so you pick up the shit and slap it back on the dogs arse

I’ma sloppy patty the shit outta that dog

by Meaningsdefinitions September 29, 2018

hair patty

When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.

Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021

zaddy patty

zaddy patty (patrick wilson)
is the most sexiest, hottest man alive.
zaddy, used as an antonym for “daddy”
when people say this, they’d let him smash.

damn, zaddy patty could hit any day of the week
i’d fs smash zaddy patty

by mentally.ill.gay March 11, 2022