Pizza Bitch

The person riding shotgun to and from the pizza store. Their job is to hold the pizza so that it doesn't slide or get ruined. This can also be done by them riding in the trunk if your girlfriend/boyfriend wants shotgun.

I'm hungry, lets get some pizza. Come on pizza bitch your riding shotgun.

by Enlightened1111 May 27, 2010

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Cold Pizza

Sleeping with a guy's wife, then stealing his breakfast and/or lunch for the next day.

Jim and his wife had a fight, so she called up Timmy and gave him some cold pizza

by Poor Tim Smith October 14, 2008

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Pizza Math

Counting act associated with sharing pizza between two or more people. As the number of slices diminish those desiring more pizza will attempt to count how many slices each person has consumed in order to figure out if they can legitimately claim the last slice of pizza (usually not wanting to look selfish or like a pig).

I was going to grab the last slice of pepperoni but I did the pizza math and I'd already had more than everyone else.

by Worldwind15 August 1, 2009

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Don's Pizza

The BEST pizza place in the world! It's in Germantown, Ohio.

#1"Man I am craving pizza!"
#2 "Want to get some Don's Pizza."
#1"Of course, what other kind of pizza is there?"

by Fan of Don's Pizza August 16, 2009

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Pizza express

A euphemism for “having sex with girls a third of your age on your rich pedofile friends sex island” this is often used by the top 1% often famous men between the age of 50-70 whom have a direct relation with the queen.

Interviewer: where were you on this night?

Prince Andrew: I was at pizza express in Woking

by Thatlilnig November 18, 2019

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