by MikeWain September 01, 2008
A long and semi-thick shit that shoots out of the rectum so quick that it hits the back of the bowl at a high rate of speed causing the turd to bend into the shape of Sherlock Holmes' pipe. Very common in public and office bathrooms which contain small amount of water in a sitting toilet bowl.
"I went to drop a log in the men's room but Paul Mahoney left a Sherlock pipe floating above the water line!"
by thewildeydruid April 11, 2012
by Qel E June 01, 2007
by Skeetniggah February 03, 2009
Take a perfectly sticky snow and compact it very tightly in between your hands until you have a tight and round ball (about the size of an apple). Make sure it's hard as a rock. Then, poke one hole in the back and two in the sides. The hole on the top is meant for weed and one hole in the side is meant for sucking and the other hole is your carb. Light up!
by A.Bomb & Lil Deets April 07, 2009
masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.
I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.
For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
by t freezy August 10, 2011
by Flip April 30, 2002