penial implants

The act of getting surgery for the purpose of enlarging the penial organs....peney

i sure could use some penial implantation in my tic-tac

by James January 28, 2004

peni

plural word for "penis"

Man, there is a lot of peni at this party. We should probably leave.

by Dusean Mandick April 15, 2010

penical

A cross between a pencil
and a penis.

Alex poked me with his penical today.

(see how it works both ways?)

by itsange!HAAAH April 21, 2009

Penile Vortex

-An over dramatised male orgasm

"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"

by Loora May 23, 2007

penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.

Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!

by MUG March 7, 2004

penicle

the length of shaft bewtween bellend and testicles otherwise known as a penimetre, except in the case of a small penis (below 1.5 inches) a nano-penicle, there are 10 nano-penicle's in a penimeter. and one penimeter is equal to 0.5 inches

Dan: i have many nano- penicles.. i'm rather impressed.
jack: well thats nothing on my 5 penimetres.
kyle: well i have the best penicle around.. a whole 6 inches.
Jon: mmmmm penicle

by jockyle January 25, 2010

Keri Ann Peniche

A horrible excuse for a human being. Someone who cares about nothing but themselves. Likes to get tied up during sex and do Crystal Meth. Beware!

God, you are being such a Keri Ann Peniche...

by Rulebreaker March 11, 2010