Creases that appear at the top and bottom of the belly from when an overweight person sits for awhile before standing; the cum-gutters of the obese and stationary.
"I need to stop being so sedentary. My patriot moat was a deep red when I finally stood up after spending hours organizing my erotic Donald Trump photo directory."
by philottsoraptor March 20, 2023
patriot moat /pay-tree-uht mowt/
noun
The ring of jizz left on the ground after a MAGAt circle jerk
verb
Surround Mar-a-Lago with fat-bodied MAGAts
noun
The ring of jizz left on the ground after a MAGAt circle jerk
verb
Surround Mar-a-Lago with fat-bodied MAGAts
After leaving a patriot moat around a faux-golden bust of Donald Trump, a group of MAGAts moved to join their patriot brothers and sisters in using their bodies as a protective barrier around Mar-a-Lago.
by colostomykid March 20, 2023
by Lil dick gang February 12, 2018
An American who thinks they are super patriotic because they put the american flag all over everything and yell at their tv screens when people protest during the national anthem. But don't really care about anyone in the country other than themselves.
She is a McDonalds patriot. She will tell at you for "disrespecting the troops" but won't even make eye contact with the homeless veterans because she thinks they all deserve it
He always thanks the veterans for their service and says they deserve our respect. But he always votes for people who cut funding for veterans healthcare
He always thanks the veterans for their service and says they deserve our respect. But he always votes for people who cut funding for veterans healthcare
by Guiltysparklez0343 November 15, 2019
by ThePatriotAct March 22, 2021
A milky condiment popular among Americans, primarily used to further enhance the flavor of greasy, processed foods. Also referred to as ranch dressing.
'Bout to polish off this pizza crust by dipping it in some patriot sauce.
Can I have a side of patriot sauce for this here corndog?
Can I have a side of patriot sauce for this here corndog?
by Rafufu February 12, 2016
An US public education curriculum devoid of any real criticism of its government or peoples actions during its history. Giving the citizen a false sense of understanding how things came to be and why things are the way they are.
Symptoms include : citizens believe that they truly live in the greatest country in U.S. AND anything other than conservative propaganda media outlet is liberal lies.
Symptoms include : citizens believe that they truly live in the greatest country in U.S. AND anything other than conservative propaganda media outlet is liberal lies.
When Steven got into college and took US History 101, he was stunned to find out the police used to beat the shit out of MLK during his peaceful protests. His acquaintance Jamal leaned in and said, "yeah you must of gotten that Patriotic Education back home".
by slickridley November 16, 2022