Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

Parker Diet

Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.

Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet

by joemcjoey April 17, 2011

To Parker down

A slang term to use your influence to pressure the local community to discount or give you something.

I’m going to parker down the local shop and see if they won’t charge me sales tax.

by Rs57 March 13, 2023

Preston Parker

Preston Parker is the best and most special person in the world and has 4 powers he will never tell anyone about, normally he will have light blue eyes an blonde hair. if the Preston does not have the qualities he will not have the powers.

one of are local hero's is Preston Parker he has 4 powers

by DUDEDUCKS24 May 5, 2021

parker the pickle

A weird pickle with eyes and rules a city

Oh no Parker the Pickle took over our town! He's now king!!

by Clap and a half October 3, 2017

retarded parker

A moronic slightly slow, gay ass, fucking idiot with a millimeter Peter chode. Will most likely grow to be a child predator/rapist. He should have been gassed not the Jews. If you sreally him shoot on site

Damn he must be a retarded parker

by Robertisbetterthanparker September 7, 2017

Robert Parker

An incredibly salty person, who shares views with Bernie Sanders, ANTIFA, and unexpectedly ICE. An individual believes in every gender but also believes in building a wall. A truly odd specimen indeed. Also refereed to as the Oral Sex Demon.

You see that guy? Yeah, hes a real Robert Parker. I cant believe that guy.

by ClandestineOps August 8, 2019