Eastern Oregon

Eastern Oregon is where the majority of Oregon’s land lies. It contains Morrow, Umatilla, Union, Wallowa, Baker, Grant, Harney, and Malheur counties. Those eight counties are the true Eastern Oregon. Some people consider Central Oregon part of it which includes Hood River, Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Wheeler, Jefferson, Crook, Deschutes, Klamath, and Lake counties which aren’t necessarily Eastern Oregon.

Pendleton Man: I’m from Eastern Oregon.

Portland Man: Where? Hood River? The Dalles? Bend? Redmond? Klamath Falls? Lakeview?

Pendleton Man: I'm sick of people assuming I'm from there. I'm from Pendleton, not one of those Central Oregon towns.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Oregon Haywater

The blood of Gigachads. Used by Zeus when naming his babies to give inspiration. Possibly held in the hands of Phil Swift, the creator of the foodstuffs of Jesus himself. Used in the plastic surgeries of Kylie Jenner.

Jack: Wow, I haven't heard of Oregon Haywater. Grampa, mind telling me about it?
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...

by fakescientist8000 September 11, 2021

Oregon

Ok state while no tax is good the highschoolers who think there tough there can suck a dick

Damn oregon

by bendbdbcjdbdbdbdb June 27, 2022

Oregon Birthday Special

When Bigfoot shows up to smoke weed with you on your Birthday

Why are you so high? I got the Oregon Birthday Special, broooooo.

by Bowl of fruit July 13, 2022

Oregon Hot Tub

Heating a body of water using flatulence

“I’m going to turn this pool into an Oregon Hot Tub”

by BoboRitch June 12, 2018

Oregon trail

El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the 2000 mile Oregon trail on unicorns.They killed multiple people on the way starting there Mexican mafia. Then 800 years later they started making wine in the lunch room with the grapes Senior Vredenburghs mommmy packed him for lunch. THE END.

El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the Oregon trail which led to the start of the Mexican Mafia.

by Senior Vredenburgh October 13, 2020

Oregon Belly

When ratchet girls touch their pregnant stomachs and take a selfie and you can see how gross the bedroom is behind you

Damn did you see Cayla's Oregon belly selfie she posted yesterday?

by Marmar October 4, 2015