beer stupids

the feeling one gets after binge drinking the night before. it is associated with a hangover but it is more specifically the lack of coordination and a feeling of incredible stupidity with a distinct lack of mental quickness.

dude i drank so fucking much last night that i got a raging case of the beer stupids.

how bad?

i cant do math

by fuckstick murphy November 1, 2011

Beers Morgan

When you're on a night out and you decide you've had enough so you stand up, declare your departure by saying "ok, i'm done with this" and leave without saying goodbye

Andrew: "Ok, I'm done with this" *leaves*
Georgia "Where did Andrew go?"
Elliot: "He did a beers morgan"

by Pinkypinkypinky March 11, 2021

Beer Roulette

A drinking game in which there is a circle of any number of people (preferably over 3 and under 10). Provide one can of beer for each player and have someone that is not playing take the cans into another room. Have that person shake one can and then put the cans into and ice chest and return back to the original room. Each player takes one can and take turns opening their can, hoping not to have the shaken can. Repeat around the circle until someone is sprayed with beer. That player is out and the rest of the players drink their can. Repeat rounds until there is one player left. That player is the winner.

Matt: Who wants to get fucked up??
Dom: Me, me, me.
Matt: Let's play beer roulette!
Dom: Fuck yeah, i won't remember this night at all.

by breauxmartbagger December 6, 2009

Beer to the ear

A sly prank for when your friends are passed out; consists of pouring portions of beer into an unsuspecting, (often unconscious) victim's ear.

Coined at the 2010 Cavendish Beach Festival.

Cavendish, Newfoundland, Canada.

blake: *passed out*

dylan: beer to the ear?

ian: hells yeah.

by Stampitch March 15, 2011

Beer Pack

1. (noun) An old backpack you have that used to be your backpack for school 4 years ago, but since you got a new one, it is used only for transporting beer or other alcoholic beverages. Used by many people who walk places to go drink and can't afford the money for a cab and don't have a friend willing to drive them.

1. Dude this was my school backpack during 7th grade but now since I got a new one, this is my designated beer pack.

by Bigchedda January 18, 2010

Zoom Beers

The act of grabbing beers with your friends in 2020 when everyone is in lockdown due to Coronavirus Covid 19.

Fella's, been a while! Free for some Zoom Beers tonight? Let's drink some cold ones together and catch up.

by ZFS900 March 12, 2020

Beer tax

What you yell before stealing a sip of someone's beer. Yelling this makes it ok.

I was thirsty so I just grabbed the beer out of her hand and pounded it. It's all good tho I called beer tax.

by Yeezy McFly November 25, 2011