A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 05, 2022
A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 05, 2022
by Twin07 July 18, 2021
by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019
A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
by butzlightbeer February 03, 2016
An older man who is extremely inappropriate towards way younger people. They are attracted to teens and very very early 20's and jokes about "well they are 18 or almost 18", "it's legal in some places" regarding minors, "I'm going through a mid life crisis and want a young hot thing", "age doesn't matter"
by Lexxii A May 21, 2024
When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
by NurseCaca December 07, 2018