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back of the nets

Used by a manipulative bastard, after scoring a chick he doesn't deserve - a real player
"he shots, he scores, back of the nets!" he said to a girl, whilst walking out the door, after a randy one night stand
by the kixi chicks December 28, 2005
mugGet the back of the netsmug.

Open net

Hardest kind of shot to take in rocket league. It is when the opponents net is wide open, it is said it is nearly impossible to hit those.
Jeff:Ayo hit that open net
*NICE SHOT

NICE SHOT

NICE SHOT

CHAT DISABLED*
Kyle: My controller died i swear i had that one.
by Epicgamer_rl May 15, 2022
mugGet the Open netmug.

Net Upset

Exaggerated/Sarcastic anger expressed merely online caused by something seen on the internet.
Individuals who experience Net Upset generally forget about the occurrence as soon as they are distracted by something else.
“What a stupid riddle! Totally wasted two minutes of my life!”
“Relax ...it’s no big deal.”
“It’s ok, im just Net Upset”
by Silverspring December 5, 2018
mugGet the Net Upsetmug.

Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011
mugGet the Net Zombiemug.

Net Genius

A person who, over the Internet, thinks they're smarter than everyone else.

She is no stranger to trolling, flaming, or annoyance over the net.

She will demand that you use correct grammar, and, if you don't, assume that you're from a third-world country with access to a computer because you raided some up-scale environment.
reg. tired dude: man me to....

net genius: hey, excuse me, but can you please say "too" instead of "to" when using as an adverb. Also, don't forget to use a comma before man; remember you're calling that person "man".

reg. tired dude: stfu... it's the internet! I have a degree, two published books, an upscale apartment, trophy wife, and three redundant white women for oral entertainment, BITCH!
by netgeniuswannabe May 23, 2010
mugGet the Net Geniusmug.

Nets in 6

Kevin Durant, Kyrie, and Ben Simmons are gonna sweep the east and beat the Suns. Nets in 6
by Rocky20051 April 12, 2022
mugGet the Nets in 6mug.

net jew

Gay or lesbian Jewish figure
Or a person who does not support net neutrality due to money
by Killingmyslef6000 December 20, 2017
mugGet the net jewmug.

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