Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Ceiling song

A "Ceiling song" is a song you could listen to on repeat for hours and hours and never get tired of it, it's a song so beautiful it almost hurts, it's a song that makes you want to never leave, but cry and scream, and laugh, all at once. But most importantly it's song that makes it so all you can do is stare into the darkness that is your ceiling.

My ceiling song is The night we met

by Shh.girl.in.theworld May 7, 2023

Ceiling fan

A person that buys stocks, bonds or cryptocurrency at its peak price.

Look at Todd buying dogecoin at the inflated price, he’s like a ceiling fan just hovering at the top

by Earl Hickie April 28, 2021

chameleon ceiling

ceilings tiles that are lights that change with the beat. they make animated gif disco parties happen. they are tight as hell.

"nobody even knows I have a chameleon ceiling cause I keep it set to dull black."

by ceilingsbro1 March 15, 2014

ceiling

The "TV set" that you watch whilst laying down inside a prison-like room where there's only your bed and nothing else.

After spending weeks in my tiny apartment, the only entertainment I have is the ceiling, my personal 'TV set' for binge-watching the same old cracks.

by Emotional Cruiser August 29, 2025

PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling

Going down on your woman, while discretely burping into her vajayjay to hide being rude by not killing the mood with your PBR breath …then cream pie your woman like lil Debbie…after counquering your opponent climb on top the headboard beat your chest like Tarzan then drop an elbow on her blown up belly to blast the ceiling like a popped porn /corn ceiling!!

Wr played weekend warrior and textured the ceiling PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling style…corn be if u burp into her ass then fill it up after!!

by BallPlayTittySlicker May 10, 2023

Ceiling

The inner part of your roof

That’s a ceiling. No it’s not it’s the roof.

by John-sphagnum July 19, 2022