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Nick

A very proper teenage boy that thinks he is an old man who likes everything to be formal. He enjoys pastimes that were usually enjoyed in the century before his current time. A Nick will always start to bald during his middle teenage years and will never admit that this is actual balding, but rather that the shower pressure is too high. He enjoys listening to a wide range of old music, but if this old music is remixed into a modern rap version, he will not enjoy it at all. In fact, he will grumble and complain about it like the old man he thinks he is.
*Somebody listening to 'Baby Come Back'*

Friend: "Oh you are such a Nick!"

Nick: "Oh don't be so ridiculous!"
by TWSSAV December 10, 2019
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nick

"Have you seen that boy nick's aim?"

"Yes holy shit he has to be locking"
by shmeattloaf December 26, 2022
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Nick

A fucking dick that will snitch on you and your fucking best friend
Nick asked me if I had weed on me I said yes then that bitch called the fucking police
by Lil broomstick69 December 23, 2019
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Nick

A fat ass homo man who loves games and probably works at FedEx or Olive Garden. His dick is like a rock and his balls can Store at least 9lb of cum a day. He all most looks like a dwarf but tall like 5’10 ish. But he really likes milfs and dilfs
by Cunt father March 3, 2022
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Nick

Some wankbag/wanker that will steal your bagel, girlfriend and has a huge penis. His best friends name is Connor and they are both fat kids together under the supremacy of the fat council. Also they co-own a Minecraft server.
Connor-"Hey Nick, pass me my bagel please."
Nick-"Nahhh im aight."
by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH June 20, 2021
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Nick

A Super caknuckle belt buckle banana truffle, chicken bone skin tone leave me alone chromosome metronome gotta go lonely bone only snow body bone google Chrome ice cream Cone boy who eats khakis for fun
Wtf Nick you ate my kid
Nick: I was hungry
by Uhhhkhakis March 10, 2019
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Nick

Nick’s are very sarcastic but deep down you know they are just joking. All they need are their PS4 and dogs. A word of warning: if you threaten to kidnap their dog, they’ll threaten to kidnap your quiplash.
Nick called me a hooker!
Well next time don’t say X-box is better than PlayStation!
by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020
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