NET BRED

someone who begs friend online

if you are getting AIR on roads you may reach for the net to make some breds

by ASHMAN February 3, 2005

Net banger

Some who is all talk on internet but doesn’t do shot in real life.

“Ima fuck you up bro on sight when I see you”
“Ok net banger

by Taysom.w January 11, 2022

fro net

A hair net for a bushy, perm-like growth.

Jules: God damn, what's up with that hair?
Tony: Chill Jules, it's been in a fro net all night.

by Saso, formerly Ron March 19, 2010

Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)

Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.

by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011

Net Upset

Exaggerated/Sarcastic anger expressed merely online caused by something seen on the internet.
Individuals who experience Net Upset generally forget about the occurrence as soon as they are distracted by something else.

“What a stupid riddle! Totally wasted two minutes of my life!”
“Relax ...it’s no big deal.”
“It’s ok, im just Net Upset”

by Silverspring December 5, 2018

net nudging

Sitting in the backseat and nudging over the net that they put on the behind of the front seat.

Space is tight but Micah can adjust with a little net nudging.

by Contrainduction June 19, 2022

deez nets

A 3v3 basketball team known for having fun and making the other team RAGE! As well as coming back from being down by 10 points or more.

Deez nets made the other team rage from their funny smack talk. Even tho they were losing, they made the opponents so angry that they were able to come back and win it.

The entire crowd was supporting deez nets.

The ref loved blowing his whistle and saying "DEEZ NETS BALL"

by DEEZ NETS FAN #1 March 8, 2022