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NET BRED

if you are getting AIR on roads you may reach for the net to make some breds
by ASHMAN February 3, 2005
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Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011
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net tester

A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.
I just got a e-mail from the net tester we sent to check up on our assets in China.
by iriegypsy November 6, 2014
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Net Genius

A person who, over the Internet, thinks they're smarter than everyone else.

She is no stranger to trolling, flaming, or annoyance over the net.

She will demand that you use correct grammar, and, if you don't, assume that you're from a third-world country with access to a computer because you raided some up-scale environment.
reg. tired dude: man me to....

net genius: hey, excuse me, but can you please say "too" instead of "to" when using as an adverb. Also, don't forget to use a comma before man; remember you're calling that person "man".

reg. tired dude: stfu... it's the internet! I have a degree, two published books, an upscale apartment, trophy wife, and three redundant white women for oral entertainment, BITCH!
by netgeniuswannabe May 23, 2010
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Nets in 6

Kevin Durant, Kyrie, and Ben Simmons are gonna sweep the east and beat the Suns. Nets in 6
by Rocky20051 April 12, 2022
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Net Warrior

people that talk crap or insult people online. that will never say anything like that face to face.
online14: Shut up your an idiot.
online31: I will kill you man i swear.
online14: your just net warrior man. you wont do anything
by Cubis_Max October 16, 2009
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UGC NET

University Grants Commission National Eligibility Test. It is held twice in a year in Bharat at which candidates's qualification for Junior Research Fellowships and Lectureships are tested thoroughly. Also, it's the biggest national–level exam conducted all over Bharat.
Clearing UGC NET exam is a dream come true for many Bharatiya students.
by typical Indian October 6, 2023
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