Netflix and not chill

Simply the opposit of Netflix and chill! You go over and watch Netflix and cuddle but there is no fucking involved... Sorry bros
Me: wanna come over and chill
Girl: sure! I'm on my period though...
Me: never mind... We can Netflix and not chill...
by Bro stuff February 17, 2016
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Netflix and poptarts

Person 1 :What’s your favorite vine?
Person 2 : Netflix and poptarts! What’s your favorite?
Person 1 : Omg that’s my favorite too! :)
by Random-memer May 20, 2021
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Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.
I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.
by itsmells February 18, 2016
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Netflix and ill

When you're so sick you just want to lay in bed and watch movies and not do anything
You coming to the concert tonight?
No,i'm just gonna Netflix and ill
by Lulu1310 February 05, 2020
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The Netflix Card

This occurs when one person has let another borrow their Netflix account.
Whenever the latter does anything the former may not like, they can threaten to revoke access to the account.
Amity: Your opinions suck and you're a bad friend!
Demitri: Bye bye Netflix.
Amity: NOOO! Stop using the Netflix Card on me!
by XenoPixel June 07, 2019
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Netflix body

A girl who is out of shape because she spends most of her free time watching Netflix.

A Netflix body is achieved by binge watching Netflix multiple hours a day, eating snacks from Trader Joes, drinking Starbucks Frappuccinos, and rarely working out.

A girl with a Netflix body will not necessarily be fat, but typically overweight. Sometimes, getting a Netflix body will play in a girl's favor and she will be seen as thick or curvy and, therefore, more attractive by men.

Netflix body may be shortened to just "Netflix bod" in conversation.
Guy #1: Dang! When did Rachel get so thick ?
Guy #2: Apparently she is rewatching The Office for the 3rd time and stopped going to the gym.
Guy #1: Oh, she has a total Netflix body now! I'm gonna ask if she wants to Netflix and chill...
by OatmanSupreme December 19, 2019
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Netflix Cheating

This act of betrayal is when someone, be it a friend or significant other, watches a show without the other person they were regularly watching the show with. Unbeknownst to said other person.

This act can put a real damper on a relationship or friendship. Like in an average relationship, ask your partner or friend if it’s ok for you to go on ahead BEFORE you make that mistake.

This term does not only pertain to Netflix, but to any TV show on any viewing platform.
I walked in on Chad Netflix cheating on me! We were supposed to be watching Game of Thrones together and now he’s a whole season ahead!
by Fredman14 October 28, 2021
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