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Ryan neil

by Ilikechickens1 November 7, 2019
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neil a

when you save up your nut for a long time and then you shoot it so high it nearly breaks through the ceiling and lands on the moon (like Neil Armstrong).
shit bro i haven't nutted in a while. had a neil a last night. shit went stupid fuckin high dawg.
by lilshrimpgang69 November 19, 2019
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NEIL

STRAIGHT UP DOUCHE, AKA. PORVORIM WHITE GHATTI
IN LOVE WITH RODRO, BEST FRIEND IS FODRICHA.
THINKS HIS PHONE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
NEEDS TO GROW A PARE OF BALLS AND ASK HIS WHITE SIDE HOE OUT.
TREV'S MISTAKE.
by Rodro_1510 March 29, 2019
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Neil

A person that enjoys snitching on his neighbours for no personal gain or vandetta.
He's known as Eagle Eye Neil and can spot a violation as small as a fly's dick from 100 yards. His unquenchable thirst for telling on people that don't have a permit began somewhat mysterious. The legend is Momma Neil is an 8000 year old witch that got pregnant sucking Satans dick for a building permit. The pregnancy is said to have lasted 13 years before Neil was birthed from his mother's anus.
by DirtyBirdBerkis September 1, 2019
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Neil

Neil is a very smart, rich boy who is very funny. He is very rich and will donate lots to charity. Neil can always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in.
Damn. Neil is so rich and generous
by davidmichaels September 6, 2019
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neil and jake

A duo that never quits and is never angry at each other. Great at everything they do like basketball, hockey, and lacrosse.
by Blobythechicken88 January 8, 2018
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Neil Diamond

When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.

Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond
“Ron, when you are finished, will you please give me a Neil Diamond”
by Alexc0524 January 4, 2020
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