I'm just here for the nachos

1. A statement of indifference to what is happening
2. A method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. A way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. A way of blowing someone off
5. Most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don't feel like explaining it

Man 1: Why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
Man 2: Don't ask me, I'm just here for the nachos.

Creepy guy in club: Hey baby, you wanna dance?
Woman: No thanks, I'm just here for the nachos.

(In a community chat room)
User 1: Why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
User 2: No idea, I'm just here for the nachos.

Campus Security: You are all participating in an illegal demonstration. We have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
Student: Hey! Lay off, man! I'm just here for the nachos!

by Uncle Richard March 18, 2012

ramen nachos

Nachos made with Ramen noodles instead of tortilla chips. Invented by Jason Graham Fox. Also known as the German Nacho.

Excuse me, do your Ramen Nachos contain MSG?

by JasonBox August 18, 2011

nasty nacho

when you inject cheese in a can in your boyfriends anal cavity and bust your load on top and then spread his butt cheeks wide open and then take a chip and scoop out the mixture and put the chip in your mouth and then have your boyfriend eat the chip from your mouth.

Dillan and Sebastian decided to to try some Nasty Nachos one night to spice up their relationship

by Deadass and Mom March 12, 2017

Nacho Squirt

A sexual fetish in which a man dips his penis into nacho sauce then has vaginal intercourse with a woman. The man ejaculates inside of the woman, the semen and nacho sauce mixture is then squirted from the woman's vagina into either person's mouth and then consumed (usually the man consumes the squirted mixture)

I gave that girl an extra spicy nacho squirt last night.

by DassBoot April 13, 2009

squaty nacho

When you tit fuck a girl backwards (i.e. sitting on her face) and fart in her face.

"Dude, I was tit fuckin' a chick backwards last night and I blew a fart in her face! Squaty Nacho style."

by Kyle February 10, 2005

Nacho Novo

A filthy, lying, rat faced little hun thug. He plays for Rangers FC (Scotland's Shame) and is a dirty little cheat.
WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE NACHO!!!!!

That Nacho Novo deserves a square boot directly in the scrotum!

by mon teh hupes! November 5, 2008

nacho butter

The little dribble of ass juice that collects on your nacho.

"I made that bitch lick off my nacho butter last night when she was giving me head!"

by Skizzle Matizzle January 10, 2006