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ni hao kai-lan

the distant and iconic relative of all chinese people that exist today
kai-lain, kai-lan, kai-lan, kai-lan! ni hao!

ni hao kai-lan!
by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023
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ni-

a word that is wrotten nigga but you remember ur not black so u cut it out and most tiktoks do that.
stfu you little ni-
by DerxZ November 9, 2021
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Natural Intelligence (NI)

/ɛn aɪ/
noun

Abbreviation for Natural Intelligence.
The cognitive capabilities and problem-solving skills possessed by biological entities, including humans and animals, as a result of evolution and learning.
The organic counterpart to Artificial Intelligence (AI), encompassing abilities such as reasoning, perception, learning, and adaptation that occur in biological neural networks.
Origin: Early 21st century: from the initial letters of Natural Intelligence.
Usage: Often used in discussions contrasting biological and artificial forms of intelligence.
"The knights who say 'NI' demonstrated remarkable problem-solving skills by demanding a shrubbery as tribute."
"While Artificial Intelligence (AI) excels at processing large datasets, Natural Intelligence (NI) still reigns supreme in understanding the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow."
"Researchers debate whether NI or AI will be more adept at discerning the true meaning of 'Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-ptang-zoom-boing.'"
by Clyde Greentree July 7, 2024
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Ni

the word white people to say to convey they are actually meaning the n word
white guy- I hate ni
black guy- dude I don't care you can just say it
by Negroratory mammal April 29, 2021
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…ecnetnes a ni desu s’ti woh fo elpmaxe na epyT

Are you seriously that bored? Shouldn’t you have to do homework, study for an exam or test or something? Then why are you typing in this word?
Just don’t type “…ecnetnes a ni desu s’ti woh fo elpmaxe na epyT” and keep on working on your projects, you bored-to-death typers!
by bluestinger66 October 20, 2023
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Ni Ah Ma

your mother is very loving and it is *totally* appropriate to say it to your mom or friends mom(take note)
Ni Ah Ma im not 5 years old la!! I am a grown man with a virtual/enlarged brain unlike uuuuu Ni Ah Ma
by miaw miaw cat March 10, 2021
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Ni-Disorder (Revised)

Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.

Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.

2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.

Symptom criteria include:

1. Excessive plans for world domination.

2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.

3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.

4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.

5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."

6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.

7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.

8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder (revised) after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."
by darkness_imperium June 15, 2023
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