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get off my ass

means to say stop yelling at me, like when your wife is yelling at you and you just want her to forgive something stupid you did
"honey im sorry i forgot to take the trash out, i will do it now, please get off my ass!"
by steveocanadian September 13, 2011
mugGet the get off my assmug.

Pull it out of my ass

When you have no time, are unprepared, or don't know what you're doing... You're pulling it out of your ass. Commonly used in situations where a person may have procrastinated or waited until the last minute to prepare anything, or is put in position where they must perform or answer questions on things they have no idea about.
My boss just came and asked me for a summary of customer info and I had to pull it out of my ass.
by Kat Smith August 21, 2007
mugGet the Pull it out of my assmug.

kiss my ass bitch

a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.
Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!
by Ryan October 25, 2004
mugGet the kiss my ass bitchmug.

piss out my ass

in one episode of south park, le petit tourette, there is a character that repeats the phrase piss out my ass and piss in the ass. this is followed by numerous recitations of the word piss and ass
piss.....ass....piss out my ass
by zzoldan January 13, 2008
mugGet the piss out my assmug.

my ass cheeks are dry

When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.
" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "
by Bluecheerios123 April 16, 2014
mugGet the my ass cheeks are drymug.

get out of my ass

"Get out of my ass" means something like "I can handle myself", but it isn't an exact mirror. It can be used in situations in which a friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, or family member cares way too much about you.
by AnataSky May 11, 2014
mugGet the get out of my assmug.

All up in my ass

A conjunction of all up in my grill and on my ass.
An uncomfortable situation when multiple people are telling you what to do. (up in my business
This project sucks. I got the entire board of directors all up in my ass.
by Shelley1999 February 18, 2009
mugGet the All up in my assmug.

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