eat my ass with that weak shit 

When someone tells you something so fucking preposterous that you just have to set them straight.

Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.

eat my ass with that weak shit by Dat Hero November 17, 2016

Put it in my ass 

A meme on YouTube of a man playing with toys and saying the phrase ‘put it in my ass’

Oh yeah! Put it in my ass!!!!

Put it in my ass by It is in my ass August 26, 2018

slap my ass

To demand a slap in your ass. What your mother does to you when you have been a naughty boy.

Ex 1: Please, slap my ass!!!

Ex 2: Erick I'm going to slap your ass, because you stayed out past midnight.

slap my ass by Eggy_Chuck55 July 31, 2005

fucked off my ass 

to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying

i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man

fucked off my ass by barbie legs February 6, 2007

kiss my ass flu 

refers to the fabricated condition from which an employee is suffering when he or she calls in sick not because of a real illness but because he or she is resentful, frustrated or burnt out as a result of being mistreated by his or her boss.

"There's a shoe sale on at the mall tomorrow; I think I have suddenly developed a terrible case of kiss my ass flu and won't be able to come in to work."

kiss my ass flu by Shafty May 16, 2006

Look at my ass 

Look at my ass is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. Look at my ass can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my ass people.

Girl: "I don't have time to clean my apartment because I'm too busy taking honors classes in Neuroscience and Russian Literature, so I neeed a maid."

You: "Well, Look at my ass!"

Look at my ass by heyyitslisa June 6, 2011

no shit off my ass 

1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way

2. when you don't give a fuck

guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football

guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass

no shit off my ass by beanboy88 January 13, 2010