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Land of nowhere located 55 miles NE of Indianapolis.

The hometown of Ball State University.

Population 70,000
muncie is about the dullest place on Earth.
muncie by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 26, 2007

Munching the Carpet

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.
After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

Ass Muncher 

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.
Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.
Ass Muncher by buzznjackal August 22, 2003

Sex Munchies 

The appetite worked up from having rough, energy-consuming sex.
Damn, you fucked me so hard, I got the sex munchies now.

Or
Okay now that we're done having sex, I'm starving. I totally have the sex munchies.
Sex Munchies by Jmtmnt March 3, 2015

penis muncher 

a male or female that likes to have penis in their mouth very often
"at least I'm not a penis muncher!"
penis muncher by curryapple November 19, 2011

Munchies 

N.

1. The sudden urge to eat junk foods after consuming (either by smoking or ingesting) cannabis/marijuana, usually accompanied by cotton mouth. The effect isn't necessarily hunger, instead the idea of food drifts into the stoner's mind.

2. A popular brand of snack food. Eaten mostly when one has the real munchies after smoking a bowl of dro.
1.
Guy 1: Maaaan, Joe is so pissed at me. He picked up an eighth of some dank last weekend, I passed out for about an hour, then I woke up and ate up everything in his kitchen.
Guy 2: Damn dude, sounds like you had some badass munchies.

2.
Guy 1: Man, I got the munchies like a mo' fucker.
Guy 2: So do I dude.
Guy 1: Hey look at that food rack over there. What's in there?
Guy 2: All I can see is that bag of munchies over there.
Guy 1: Let's get some, they look really good.

*Guy 2 begins nearing the rack, he immediately forgets what he was about to do, then procedes to ponder the great mysteries of life in the middle of Bi-Lo*
Munchies by Sionysus February 7, 2009