muddy funhouse

The act of ass-fucking someone with a hand puppet.

I gave the dumb bitch a muddy funhouse and took her food stamps.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

muddy pretzel

when you engage in anal sex, and when theres feces on the tip of the penis, the other partner licks it off.

Ron gave Shirley a muddy pretzel and her teeth were brown for a week.

by jnet April 27, 2006

MuddyOnion

A sketch comedy group based in LA

I saw the new MuddyOnion video, and I giggled.

by poncho and saddleup October 27, 2011

muddy buddies

similar to eskimo brothers, muddy buddies are two guys that have had anal sex with the same girl

Alex: "Dude, I've had anal with that girl."
Matt: "Dude, me too! Muddy buddies!"
*High five*

by Binging Blonde June 19, 2012

Muddy Tire

A sexual act where one partner gives the other a Rim Job except the recipient failed to wipe their ass after their last shit, thus making the rim/tire muddy.

After taking a shit i realized there was no toilet paper to wipe my ass with, so i called in my girlfriend and had her give me a muddy tire.

by Olmec May 9, 2008

Muddy Johnson

When performing anal sex and when you pull your dick out there is smears of shit still on it from the other person having shit still in their ass.

guy: WTF?! Why's there shit on my dick.
Women: Ooops I forgot to wipe. Guess you just got a muddy johnson.

by Kaemine June 16, 2010

madyisceo

most beautiful, perfect , amazing little shit ever , my dream soulmate and dream bride 👰 ♀️ 💓

Giyu: I have a crush
Shinobu: Who is it?
Giyu: madyisceo.

by mrs. presLAYS January 26, 2022