Machanist

Root word: Machinists + Mechanics or vice versa. Describing two person at the same time without realizing it.

Doug, I did some car, work my hands are dirty, it will be nice to have that soap that the machanist used.

by Al d blackenese June 9, 2017

muchachalata

an ethnic word for an ethnic girl

damn she's a muchachalata.

oh yeah, consuela is such a muchachalata.

by thefuriousbitch September 30, 2017

Muchades

Guatemalan slang word for "guys."

Hey muchades, want to come to my house tomorrow?

by Google Val October 13, 2017

munchalotofpus

A munchalotofpus is the term used to describe a lesbian dinosaur.

"Amy the dino likes girls. She's a munchalotofpus"

by BackinblackforrealDinostyle October 17, 2018

Machaela

Midget girl that likes to obsess about her ex’s, losses most friends from being a snake.Pretty girl but likes to hurt peoples feeling it makes her petty mind feel more important.

Person1:OMG have u seen machaela today.
Person2:Ye she’s getting with with her ex’s best friend

by Han Jones April 15, 2019

Machaia

The nicest girl/boy you will ever meet. Treat her/him right and don’t misuse them

Machaia is so nice

by Mari h September 27, 2019

Munchausen Syndrome by Technology

When an IT worker, usually in a leadership role, deliberately messes up something that works well to make their job seem irreplaceable (i.e., the hero). Symptoms include front line staff and vendors running around frantically in a "sky is falling" scenario only to discover after great detective work and duress one pulled wire or misconfigured group policy, which was not that way yesterday.

"Check the cable?"

"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."

"Check it anyway."

"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."

by jj_702 October 17, 2019