mr sandman

A song written by the Chordettes.

Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give him two lips like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Don't have nobody to call my own (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman (yes) bring us a dream
Give him a…

mr sandman is a song

by lucas x william November 6, 2020

Mr Vince

Some noncey teacher who works at schools and flees the continent when he's discovered.

I got a detention with Mr VInce and my asshole has never been the same.

by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021

Mr. Urbanman

A fucking giga chad who gets all the bitches and has balls of steel.

Yo Mr. Urbanman, can you tell me what it feels like to not be a virgin?

by adumbassidiot April 30, 2022

mr traynor

Best geography teacher 👏
🇮🇪 > 🇬🇧

BLESSES EACH ONE OF HIS STUDENTS WITH A LOVELY SMILE AND POLITE COMPLIMENT EVERYDAY

EVERYONE OF MR TRAYNORS STUDENTS IS EXTREMELY GRATEFUL FOR HIS EXISTENCE 🍀

BELOVED BY EVERYONE DUE TO HIS FUNLOVING ATTITUDE

FUNNIEST TEACHER EVER

LITERALLY THE BEST TEACHER

Mr traynor supremacy 💥

Mom: "what are you doing"
Everyone in option 2 geo: "texting in the amazing geography group chat dedicated to learning bcs of Mr traynor✊"

by waterfallsandoxbowlakes April 11, 2022

Mrs peace

Spangled haired woman who doesn’t give a fuck about her students and is such a dipshit who likes her hint NOBODY rude neesss over 1000000

She is such a mrs peace

by Cooldaddy01 June 21, 2021

Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean: A sexy bald man that i’d love to smell, with that shiny bald head he can attract everyone and everything in a 200 mile radius, not only that but Mr. Clean will make your house shine almost as much as his sexy bald head.
I would spend millions just to sniff him and you would too, he also makes great cleaning products.

My Friend: “Man, my house is so dirty.”
Me: “You should get some Mr. Clean (sexiest man ever) products, they help so much!”

by SussySexyMan June 29, 2021

mr jefferson

An offensive term for an african-american

"Whoa, calm down Mr Jefferson! Theres plenty of watermeleon to go around"

by popp13 September 18, 2006