Mr. Hammer

A flaming faggot who sucks the largest cocks. He loves to blow his "horn". He is married to what looks like to be his sister. On occasion, he and P-Bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other's ass holes until they reach the climax of their orgasms. BAND HORNS UP! *clap**clap*

P-Bone: "Yo yo Mr. Hammer, I got my practice records for the nine weeks. Is there any extra credit I can do?"

Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."

by Rifaat August 1, 2012

Mr. Urbanman

A fucking giga chad who gets all the bitches and has balls of steel.

Yo Mr. Urbanman, can you tell me what it feels like to not be a virgin?

by adumbassidiot April 30, 2022

mr traynor

Best geography teacher 👏
🇮🇪 > 🇬🇧

BLESSES EACH ONE OF HIS STUDENTS WITH A LOVELY SMILE AND POLITE COMPLIMENT EVERYDAY

EVERYONE OF MR TRAYNORS STUDENTS IS EXTREMELY GRATEFUL FOR HIS EXISTENCE 🍀

BELOVED BY EVERYONE DUE TO HIS FUNLOVING ATTITUDE

FUNNIEST TEACHER EVER

LITERALLY THE BEST TEACHER

Mr traynor supremacy 💥

Mom: "what are you doing"
Everyone in option 2 geo: "texting in the amazing geography group chat dedicated to learning bcs of Mr traynor✊"

by waterfallsandoxbowlakes April 11, 2022

Mr Vince

Some noncey teacher who works at schools and flees the continent when he's discovered.

I got a detention with Mr VInce and my asshole has never been the same.

by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021

Mrs peace

Spangled haired woman who doesn’t give a fuck about her students and is such a dipshit who likes her hint NOBODY rude neesss over 1000000

She is such a mrs peace

by Cooldaddy01 June 21, 2021

Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean: A sexy bald man that i’d love to smell, with that shiny bald head he can attract everyone and everything in a 200 mile radius, not only that but Mr. Clean will make your house shine almost as much as his sexy bald head.
I would spend millions just to sniff him and you would too, he also makes great cleaning products.

My Friend: “Man, my house is so dirty.”
Me: “You should get some Mr. Clean (sexiest man ever) products, they help so much!”

by SussySexyMan June 29, 2021

mr jefferson

An offensive term for an african-american

"Whoa, calm down Mr Jefferson! Theres plenty of watermeleon to go around"

by popp13 September 18, 2006