Monopology

A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.

She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!

by Jenaravanan May 10, 2008

Monopoly

When a person tries screwing with someones head by making up a rondom words, putting them together and persuading them it means something very important even though its just jiberish. Created by Soly Mehdyzadeh and promoted By Steven Goltche and SaSha Mehdyzadeh.

Monopoly is when you say to someone, "Sir please dont forget to tell the guy who brought the book back to the yard after three o'clock because if you dont its gonna be a big problm for him like last week when he fell on the floor and broke his head on the floor next to the park by the trees and birds".

by Dan Dune May 11, 2007

Monoherpephlasia

An Asiatic island populated by a single species of snake. Sometimes the word is mistakenly used to refer to the species of snake, but it is, in fact, intended to refer to the island.

An unnamed island northwest of Pulau Maopora is a monoherpephlasia because the Tiger Python is its only species of snake.

by HerpetologyIsForSnakesNotSTDs January 28, 2011

monopoly

When you hook up with 2 or more people who are related to each other in a short period of time.

Mate: Aye, Bloke, which one would you rather tap? Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen?

Bloke: What do you mean which one, I'd try for the monopoly, Mate!

by the wutt February 26, 2008

Monopology

A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.

She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!

by Jenaravanan May 11, 2008

monorea

A rare disease! It's when a person has a mix between mono and Gonorea! Don't get it! ABSTINANCE is the key! :)

Girl goes to doctor.
Doctor says: ma'am it seems like you have mono... and gonorea... you have MONOREA!!!!! Sucks to suck!
Girl says: Yes, it does suck to suck...
THE END

by THE ONE TRUE SPIDERMAN November 8, 2012

muff monopoly

MUFF MONOPOLY: when a man takes viagra and goes out and fucks as many whores in one night as possible. The price of the whore depends on the area in which they are found, a high priced area or a shithole. many sexual acts are allowed in muff monopoly, for the males pleasure and the whores agony. killing the whores after is allowed and 1 whore may be counted as 2 if the kill is gruesome enough. example: something very sick such as making an incision in the stomach and then using his erection; stab inside the whole until the whore dies.

a man goes out and has sexual intercourse withwhores, as many as possible= muff monopoly. he then may want to alaskan pipeline her or give her a strawberry cheesecake. whoever scores with the most whores in one night session wins.

by bumbutcher January 18, 2010