That one friend in your squad that's super responsible and almost over-protective of them. Usually every friend group has a mom friend, and if you think your squad doesn't have one, then you're probably the Mom Friend!
Megan hasn't been drinking at all tonight since she's our designated driver. She's a total Mom Friend.
by giraffe112 February 23, 2015
Get the Mom Friend mug.a mom who doesnt work because her rich husband makes good money but is out if town a lot possibly doing things he isn’t supposed to be doing. The fancy mom feels a false sense of millennial entitlement even though she is in her 40’s probably drinking red wine all day while popping Xanax in her yoga pants
by gfysowmong February 24, 2019
Get the fancy mom mug.A mother in Asian culture. She often will have a timetable made for her children for when they can study which is often most of their time. They're ruthless and want their children to be the smartest as the high population in China and other Asian countries cause a very large amount of competition for university entry and other such things alike. They may be ruthless but they're mostly doing it for your own sake.
Tiger mom:"What are you doing?"
Child:"I'm reading Shakespeare"
Tiger mom:"You need to be studying, not reading"
Child:"I'm reading Shakespeare"
Tiger mom:"You need to be studying, not reading"
by Pancake Knight May 29, 2018
Get the tiger mom mug.That one friend that's pretty much just a small version of a mom, you know, like all caring and considerate
by Egbooty December 2, 2014
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/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun
A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.
See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.
/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun
A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.
See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.
I met a fellow Unicorn Mom at the mommy and me class, we chatted about our support group, Unicorn Moms.
by UnicornMoms June 18, 2016
Get the Unicorn Mom mug.A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.
Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
by TwinsHappenTwice May 3, 2011
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My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
by hahaha6161 March 4, 2020
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