moist wormy

a worm that is very moist on a rainy day. when you see a moist worm, the best thing to do is pick it up, throw it on the grass, then find it again, and lastly chuck it on the roof! Also if its a fat and chunky worm, it will leave some going cum lookin stuff on your hand . to get it off, you need to wipe it on grass and then your friends jacket. or you can just wipe it on the crotch area of your pants.

there's a moist wormy!!
I know just what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jmurr227 September 23, 2021

moist heaves

It's that moment in time when the dry heaves start to change. When you transition to the copious amounts of spit and drool that is the opening act for the full vomit show.

I try to go back to cleaning out the vomit pool in the car seat, but my "moist heaves" are building momentum, each one bringing me closer to full throttle tummy trouble.

by Northern Hammer May 22, 2023

moist cave

When you go down on a girl planning an adventure but get sucked into a moist cave full of slippery critters.

Can't believe I got lost in that hookers moist cave. Nearly had to fight my way out or die trying.

by The Mad Titan June 3, 2016

moist carnival

another term for a woman's vagina, as it is moist and full of fun, just like a carnival.

Damn that girl kylie had a moist carnival.

by koth koth February 6, 2017

puss moist

someone who is a pussy and scared to do anything risky

(maliyah)

Don’t be a puss moist.

by i invented the word puss moist August 25, 2019

moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

by MrT1ki July 10, 2007