Mikael

The most bitch-ass human being to ever walk the planet. When you first see him, you'll be blinded by his beauty & ignore every wrongdoing he will ever commit. You would do anything for him. Until the day you find out he has the International Title for Biggest Thot of the World. He is a Manipulative, Cheating, Selfish person that will take what he wants from you and then ignore you for days on end. He only likes people when convenient. Additional facts: Known to flock to Underage Girls, only fucks if Steven Universe is playing in the background, doesn't show up to funerals even with months advance notice.

you: Wow, I love Mikael he's such a nice person, he looks like an angel and genuinely cares for my wellbeing.
you, after seeing the light: Mikael is the worst person I've ever met, he never wanted anything but sex.

by watpomp January 25, 2017

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Mika

British slang for a male with no testicles.

Mika the singer.

by Acedaddyyo January 24, 2010

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Mikal

A person that wants to be glokknine so he calls his self gap nine cause he has a big one

Guys there goes Mikal he got a big as gap

by Get Swift Quan December 18, 2018

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Mika

An awesome and cool person who knows how to drive well and in reverse, and looks extremely sexy in a race car suit. She is funny, smart, and perfect.

Jacob: Mika, you're so awesome. I want to kiss you.

Mika: *melts*

by Vida Echo March 8, 2011

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the most amazing girl u will ever meet! usually asian and very attarctive. she lovable, nice, sweet, and funny. she is an outgoing people person and is always up for a good time!

me: "hey you know that mika chic?"
friend: " ya dude shes bangin!"

by poop*bacon*love July 6, 2011

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