Dirty Mohamed

When two partners (both males) defecate in each others mouths, then keep it in, suck each other off and mix one another's semen with the feces already in their mouths.

Me and Mohamed, my boyfriend were just recently married and on our first honeymoon, we decided to try the Dirty Mohamed.

by OsamaBinLaden11 December 14, 2023

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

Mohammed

Mohammed is the coolest and most awesome and coolest and funniest and coolest and most awesomest guy ever

John: guys is that Mohammed???

John 2: omg it is!!!
John: Mohammed can I please have your autograph?
Mohammed: yes of course because I’m so awesome

by 100% fax July 2, 2023

Cho Mohammed

The long lost name of the precious prophet of Islam

Cho Mohammed consummated his marriage with Aisha when she was 9.

by n1gn0g10 July 3, 2023

mohammed

mohammed

mohammed

by kekkskskkekkeekekke July 30, 2023

Mohammed

An absulute God and an extraordinary savant.

A: this guy's name must be Mohammed
B: why?
A:don't you see that, he insanely cool

by NotMohammed090 November 22, 2021

Mohammed

An absulute God, a literal embodiment of savant. The one and only.

A: this dude's name must be Mohammed
B: why?
A: because he's and absulute legend

by NotMohammed090 November 22, 2021