Minimex

Minimex is the term used to describe a Mexican midget.

Wow! Is that Rudy? Man you were right he is a minimex.

by rudyswetdream July 16, 2010

Minimum wage glaze

The glassy eyed, drop jawed, look of absolute confusion when your fast food picture button pusher announces your bill is $4.09 and you give him a five dollar bill and a dime.

I can't believe the fucking illiterate retards we have to deal with these days. I had to encourage this minimum wage glazer to simply plug it into the register and see what happens.

by Read and Write January 27, 2020

minimuka

A very cool youtuber with 50k subs and is very handsome and looks like an m&m when he dyes his hair but currently he's an eboy.

ME: "Can we have m&m's"
MOM: "No, we have m&m's at home"
M&Ms at home:
MINIMUKA

by TheUltraHarvey March 31, 2020

MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.

by Compersious June 25, 2019

minimalist

some one who puts for as litte effort as possible.

"Yo dawg, I'd do more fo y'all, but im a minimalist. Word."

by NuggThugg December 23, 2006

minisink

A place where dreams come true. Riiiiiiiiight.

"Let's go to Minisink"

by Autumn Cherries June 1, 2004

minister

Priest with no sexual urges.

A Priest will touch little children, a Minister won't.

by DaMan August 8, 2003