Infoobious Mammot

Someone whose presence on this round lump of dirt not only annoys, but offends individuals of a sound mind. This person is particularly infuriating when trapped inside a vehicle or dwelling as their simple minds becomes overactive and anxious when cut off from the physical freedom of the open air.

Colby stop touching my mouth the broom handle, you infoobious mammot.

by Dr.MantisToboggan May 5, 2015

woolie mammoth

Going balls deep in a very hairy asshole.

I started fucking this bitch last night and before I knew it I had myself a class A woolie mammoth fuck on my hands.

by lub3rcated g04t November 10, 2015

Mammoth Cave

a deep, dark abyss (ass hole) in which large mammoths (shit) dwell. When the mammoths (shit) become too crowded they tend to exit the mammoth cave (ass hole) in a hasty manner.

"My mammoth cave is way too crowded man, i need to release some mammoths."

by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006

Mammoth

When someone acts like a dick or something that really sucks happens. Almost like the sayings "this sucks balls" or "this sucks donkey dick" it means the same but is usually just an expression that is used at times when shit hits the fan, :P

"Dude This is just Mammoth league"
"Man This is Mammoth Cock"
"Yea dude you got with that Mammoth!"
"Thats one big Mammoth Cock

by Slim Cootz May 5, 2009

Woolly Mammoth

Much older woman who likes younger guys. Usually a woman over the age of 65. Older version of a cougar.

Ted: "Did you see the way that lady is looking at me? What a cougar"

Jim: "Dude that's not a cougar, look at those saggy tits, that's a Woolly Mammoth"

Ted: "Oh well, I'd still rip her Depends off and smoke her hams"

by Romese October 21, 2011

Mexican Mammogram

When a guys has smeared hot sauce all ove hands and rubs a girls breast. This normally will burn the breast and cause pain to them just like they would if it were in your mouth.

Tony gave me the WORST mexican mammogram, my boobs felt like they were going to catch a flame!

by GOLDILOCKS/OTTO September 24, 2010

Woolly Mammoth

An implied sexual term that describes the physical abuse of a penis.

a.) When a guy beats another person in the face with his cock.

That one nigga wouldnt shut up so i gave him a woolly mammoth and the beat the shit out of him wit my dick.

by ThisNigga October 3, 2008