Microwave vision truckload

Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)

Stop microwave vision truckload Ross herriot

by Brianselliotpussydestroyer February 29, 2024

Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

by Willard24 November 5, 2025

Microwaveable Regret

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.

Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.

by Jummy12 July 30, 2021

microwave beter

is someone says this to u they basically mean your food is awful and u should basiclaly just kill urslef because ur useless and cant cook

shai "i like boiling my noodles!"
the love of shai's life "microwave beter"

by Ilovetoweljob March 13, 2024

use the microwave

To have sex

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "

by jsurfs November 25, 2016

microwave mode

when u go MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

imma go microwave mode boyz

by tristar pint June 21, 2019

Microwave

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Microwave says mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

by Skar450 August 31, 2019