Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.

Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.

by Glovesave34 April 05, 2011

Microwave Technician

Has no bitches. None.

Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches

by guy6942069420 September 02, 2022

microwave edging

When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.

I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.

by ItsV01D March 07, 2024

sassy microwave

When you fart in a woman's mouth

I gave Sheila a sassy microwave this morning. It covered up her morning breath.

by Rip van walker March 08, 2022

Microwave Grilled Cheese

Bread+Cheese+Bread+Microwave its good

i love a microwave grilled cheese. delicious

by conner price December 14, 2020

Microwave grilled cheese

An early 2020 sandwich created by Conner Price. Pure deliciousness

I eat microwave grilled cheese for breakfast.

by conner price December 14, 2020

Microwave Nipple

A smaller sized nipple usually about the size of a nickel reddish or brownish in color with a thick eraser tip. You can actually use to hang a towel on it! Small but very sturdy it can take a bite!

Dude my girl gets microwave nipple when I shave . I love it I hang my towel there and have her on standby till I am done shaving!

by Project 808 July 31, 2017