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Miss Pauling

The purple clad assistant working under the supervision of The Administrator (TF2). She is over-worked, only being given one day of a year, and is a popular subject to The Scout's flirtation.

Saxton Hale refers to her as "Helen's Bidwell", referencing his own assistant and the P.R. manager of Mann Co.
"Right, um. We've actually met. Every week for... for the last year. My name's Miss Pauling? I- Nevermind."

~Miss Pauling to Saxton Hale, "The Contact" TF2 comic

"I did write down a last wish. I would like to get a date with... Miss Pauling."

~Scout to Spy, "Expiration Date"
by peachmagpie April 19, 2017
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Miss Daly

A malicious teacher, who only thinks about herself and tries to get students to do things without proper reasoning. She has big lips, (Probably from plastic surgery), She also gets her teaching assistant to back her up on anything even if it is untrue

EG:
Person 1: *Turns Head*

Miss Daly: WARNING ONE!

Person 1: What for?

Miss Daly: WARNING TWO!

Person 1: What for?

Miss Daly: Alright, You've got yourself an afterschool detention.
That miss daly, Shes such a cow
by Help me pls February 14, 2017
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miss turnbull

A fat ugly slag who always shouts at little kids because they forget their lines
Miss turnbull is clappedddd
by Fffhtcuyfyufyu February 16, 2017
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miss jordan

THE world biggest sexest cunt the world has ever seen she has tiny tits too
Miss Jordan is a sexest cunt
by Penis suck February 16, 2018
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miss scramble

1) Miss Scramble is the queen of scrambled eggs, able to whip up a storm for a truckload of hungry lumberjacks with a few frying pans, stacks of egg cartons, and gallons of oil. She single-handedly saved the organic egg market after Paul Bunyan (that madlad) wanted some good eats, but was stuck inside due to COVID-19. Scramble, whose business had just enrolled in Postmates delivery, received an order of 20,000 eggs' worth of omelets from Bunyan and delivered to him within the hour, buying out every farmer's stock of eggs in a 100 mile radius. She is hailed as the Princess of Poach, Baroness of the Boiled, the Deviled Duchess, and has been bestowed the Tamago Tiara.

2) A phrase commonly misspelled, with variations like misscramble, miscramble, and mis-scramble, meaning incorrectly following the directions of a pre-determined scramble of a Rubik's cube.
1) Bob: "I would simp for Miss Scramble. Even though she ain't the tig biddy goth girl I want, she's a keeper 'cause she can sure scramble my eggs.

2) Joe: "Does anyone know how to spell misscramble?"
Evan: "Nope, I doubt it. Mis-scramble is just one that the Internet can't agree upon to spell, just like the way GIF is said."
by NotACube July 24, 2020
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Moon Miss

The act of finding someone perfect for you, but not being perfect for them.
Jess: Hey why did you break up with Tyler?
Kat: Oh yeah total moon miss, I wasn’t perfect for him
by Craygal September 25, 2020
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The Ed Miss

In relation to the Twitch streamer BTMC, The Ed miss, also known as a BTMC miss, or pulling an Ed, is a term for the rhythm game osu! and essentially means to miss where you know you are able to hit a note. It can also be used to describe a play where you choke on the last note of an osu! map or miss a note on the easiest part of an osu! map.
The Ed Miss
1: "Did you see BTMC's play on embraced by the flame?"
2: "Yeah, I see he pulled off another Ed miss and choked the last note."
by TealZenith January 14, 2022
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