Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

Newton meters

The unit of moment

If Sally sits 5 meters away from the pivot of a seesaw, and has a weight of 600N. The moment is 3000Nm (Newton meters).

by Nonexistent person January 19, 2022

Fuck-O-meter

A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event

The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz

by Tekashi woof woof January 26, 2020

47 meters down

Best show everrrr! Watch it like....NOW! What are you waiting for STOP READING THIS ITS ON NETFLIX WATCH IT...sorry enough screaming but you really won’t regret it! Period Pooh.

Watch 47 METERS DOWN it’s a scary shark movie

by 47 meters down April 5, 2020

Dig Meter

A woman who moans progressively louder as you dig in her (degree of penetration). Measured in Digs (d^S-).

Wow she was loud she was really Dig Meter.

by Beesey Churger December 30, 2024

unit meter

meter. (British: unit metre)

"Two unit meters can be enough."

by hydorus shui October 1, 2023

Ain’t scared meter

An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.

Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.

by WiebeWonder June 28, 2022