Melvined

To be scammed by someone who is clueless they're clueless.

Dr. Paul: "Hi Lori, you're looking a little upset this morning. Care to talk about it?" "Oh Dr. Paul...I don't know what to do...this guy Melvin... just cost me hundreds of dollars in service fees by lying to my credit card provider, telling them I never sent him his order. But I did...I really did. I had all my paperwork work proving I did, but the bank took his side regardless and won't pay me. I've been...oh....ahhhh...I've been Melvined"....

by Reinhardt Scrumschnutzel August 31, 2025

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Melvin

Most adorable and very understanding person, but sometimes cannot control his anger. He is family oriented and amazing person at heart.

Wow! You are lucky, you have Melvin.

by xdxng November 23, 2021

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Melvin is a strong, intelligent man. He has such charm and charisma that radiates off of him. God has allowed him to develop a pure, genuine heart so that he may be a blessing to others.

He has faced many trials and tribulations and has stood the test of time. His friends adore him. People naturally gravitate towards his energy and presence.

The love, attention and care that you will receive from him will be unmatched. His ability to be so amazing comes from the blessing that God bestowed upon his life.

If you have a Melvin in your life, call him. Uplift him. And let him know that you appreciate him.

Melvin is a honorable, handsome and kind man. One who is immediately respected due to his status and his ability to carry himself gracefully.

by Ohmygoshhhh November 23, 2021

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The sexiest handsome man in the world. He gets all the milfs and bitches he wants. He is also a machine in the gym and destroys his workout partners every time. He is also the best in video games and gives you punches when you look stupid.

Melvin the ultimate Milf banger

by Hucvkc November 23, 2021

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