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matonka truck

A daddy who likes Johnny Test, but not Jonny Berlet. He enjoys tickling ass and eating goldfish (and ass) Hes the cutest, sweetest, most amazing person in the entire world and its literally impossible not to love him. Used to hit the juul but hes too cool now. He's also a really fucking hot skater boy whos so fucking talented and the world does not deserve him/ lol but he has a girlfriend so fuck off and go fuck julian instead xoxox
OMG!!! Matonka Truck is so fuckin adorable and I love him.
by matthiasissohot696969420gang January 1, 2019
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Kiley Matonatimson

The crackhead club. They’re extremely weird but one of the best friendships in the world. If you’re ever sad, Kiley Matonatimson is always there for you.
Kiley Matonatimson shared a hotel room with 5 beds.
by Namjoon’s Wifeu June 15, 2019
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Magonia

An ancient civilisation that lives in the sky.
Capital of Magonia is Maganwetar.
They live on flying ships and steal crops from Earth to eat as food.
Citizens of Magonia are called Magonians.
Magonians can bend and change the elements of nature using songs that are impossible for humans to sing. They do this with the help of canwr and singing partners (other Magonians)
Made popular by Maria Dahvana Headley, in her books Magonia and Aerie.
"See that ship in the sky? It looks like it's from Magonia."
by Lynette Jones July 18, 2017
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madonna salamella

A creative insult to Jesus' mother in italian.
"Ma Madonna salamella, mi vuoi prestare 'sta cazzo di penna o no?"
"Madonna salamella, are you giving me this fucking pen or not?"
by ErMejo0000 November 6, 2018
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Maloning

Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.
"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"
by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020
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ma5on killa

ma5on killa is a good rimmer
by aden favel September 24, 2020
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Mamonology

Luka is helping mamonology by studing hundreds of monster girls and sharing his results with his church.
by Luka Fateburn February 16, 2021
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