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Black Market

where they sell goods too good for the general public...you have to be really great on society to shop here. and not as expensive here. these products are more advance than what's open to the general public. even technology, cars, foods, and other great stuff. even has a VIP section for even better stuff but only VIP knows about that. just to cut the urban legends of black market selling illegal goods. that's why people don't like outsider looking in. judging us the wrong way. although people in the general public can and will make these things illegal out of pure jealousy. and turn your feelings to you into pure hate.
i got the best thing at the black market today. it was a steal.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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Market Basket

One of the worst places to work as a teenager. Located in New England, employees deal with customers who order $500 worth of food, greedy old people, and screaming babies. You can't have piercings or dye your hair while working there too, and you wear the most ugly uniform known to man.
Bob: Hey, ready for work today at Market Basket?

Billie: Ugh, kms
by short ass mf August 26, 2022
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Black market

Everyone wants what they don't have. You have speed, I have weed. You're nervous about having pills you stole from your brother, I ought to be nervous about having something illegal, but I'm not because I'm stoned. Let's trade so we each get the right thing, you need to calm down, I need to be more paranoid.
I'd like to take some of my brothers speed pills and see if I can make some money on the black market, I'm tired of waiting around hours and hours at work to get paid whatever I'll take for my efforts.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2016
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quicky market

"Hey lets go to the quicky market."

"Why the hell would we do that."
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Boston Market

The act of taking a nasty dump in a toilet then whipping with a ton of toilet paper filling up half the toilet. Then realizing you have to shit once more and shitting on top of all that paper and whipping once more till the toilet is flooded with toilet paper and shit.
Fuck this asshole who took a Boston Market in the toilet i go a nasty surprise cleaning it out half way through.

I just took the biggest Boston Market in that toilet.
by The Boston Marketer March 27, 2015
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Looking for Boston Market

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
by Meatfish January 17, 2014
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Flea Market Montgomery

Flea Market Montgomery can be easily described as being just like a mini mall.
Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall. Hey Hey!
by Wayne! December 13, 2008
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