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Manchester

A word of expression to imitate the accent of one from Manchester. Usually said in unison with others.
Person 1: "Yeah I'm going up to Manchester today"
Person 2: " Manchester"
Person 3: "Manchester"
Person 4: "Manchester"
by SM067221 February 1, 2019
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Manchester Spikefield

Thumbtacks up the bottom.
I Manchester Spikefielded him last night.
by CapTouhou November 4, 2021
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manchester scum

United fans who still believe their team is great
Let's go watch the Manchester scum embarasss themselves again
by Vynnee November 11, 2020
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Manchester United

Banter club. Only the most deluded football fans support this club. Anyone who supports Manchester United, just know they are deluded and tend to hype up their players to the most extreme levels after a win against relegation sides.
My neighbour supports Manchester United. I live in London.
by OverratedEqualsRashford January 7, 2023
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Greater Manchester Pincer

Lulling an ally into a false sense of security before sending them 8 terabytes of furry games/porn
"Yo dude you wont believe it, Nikolaj fell for the Greater Manchester Pincer last night"
by YaBoyPerun August 25, 2025
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Manchester Punch

Spitting on the fist and forcefully penetrate the rectum
I gave the girl a nice Manchester Punch the other day. She still cannot walk.
by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024
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Manchester United

A certain finished club based in the greater Manchester region but majority of their fans are glory hunters from London. They are lead by their able and wonderful captain Harry Maguire. Some of the notable people who played in this disgusting club include Pendaldo, madman Penandes, De gea, Shitsandro martinez and local Politician Marcus Trashford. With the able guidance of Dutch gaffer Erik Ten Hag, they are surely going no where and need to be disbanded. They are famous for hating on their owners (the glazers) using them as a scapegoat after losing a match but real football fans know Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi own that club.
Manchester United will be the end of Sir Alex Ferguson.

If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United

I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
by Messigrande_ October 6, 2022
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