messed like mariah

When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"

"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"

by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 4, 2017

miriam and mariah

fine females in the 937 #dyt

damn look at those miriam and mariahs…🤤

by mirmir and mimi January 26, 2022

Dirty Mariah

Causing extreme bodily harm to your dick in order to tongue punch someone's sweaty fart box

“I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass and then cover it in hot sauce just to get the chance at a dirty Mariah”

by Msingh514 April 4, 2020

Mariah Cardoza

The most amazing person in the world. She's like a peach muffin mixed with a beautiful sunrise. She is AMAZING. And is a great best friend. =

Do you know Mariah Cardoza?
Yeah she's the most amazing person ever!

by danimal122393 November 28, 2010

Mariah Carey

Best selling female artist, best selling over all artist of the '90s, possesses a five-octave vocal range, but is the biggest prima donna in the world; with her fake boobs, cheesy smile, and cutesy-this, innocent-that demeanor, it's as if she thinks she's still a teenager.

Brittany: That Mariah Carey can really sing!
Lydia: Yeah, but she's the biggest diva out there, she looks down on people, and she's totally fake.

by Quack Quack May 31, 2005

Mariah

Is Colorado's most beautiful woman who gets whatever she wants always gets her way. Will make everyone jealous of her and wish they could be her. The women who will be successful and have all the riches she could dream of given by her husband on a silver platter. She is simply the most marvelous most sexy intelligent diva born. She will have 3 kids. She will be the luckiest. And those who cross her will suffer fore er in bad luck.

Mariah is the queen of Colorado. Miss sexy

by SEXYMARIAHAKAQUEEN June 22, 2018

mariah carey

big set of tits and a voice that rocks. could give you a good suckdown if you play your cards right

mariah carey has ok music

by thedirtysanchez September 27, 2004