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taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.
I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"
by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013
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Randy Mossed

When a receiver makes a near impossible catch in the end zone over a defender as if he was Randy Moss
Yo that shit was crazy, Adin just got Randy Mossed by Kyle
by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023
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abraham moss

the worst school ever in Manchester.The teachers and staff are horrible they force you to do stuff.Loads of fights tend to happen there aswell.
Child:Mum can I go to Abraham Moss?
Mum:Absolutely not!
by Galaxy_.Unicorn January 18, 2021
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moss

moss in the most coolest, nicest and sexiest person i’ve ever met!
moss is so fucking cool.
by beefy pie March 24, 2021
mugGet the mossmug.

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.
"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."
by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024
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Moss Mentality

The mentality of when the person don’t care about the problems they’ve caused. In addition they ignore/run away from any criticism or backlash. While still thinking they’re right. They’re also probably apathetic.

Named after a groomer, Softieguts, also known as Moss.
Softieguts: Oh you’re mad at me for grooming someone?? I don’t care! Why should I care!!

A bunch of people: *criticizes them*
Softieguts: Woe is me I’m getting death threats! Better run away and still think I did nothing wrong!!!

People with human decency: Uh oh shes got the Moss Mentality
by ThePostFall July 23, 2022
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moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult
dude, that last game was so moss sock
by konii February 27, 2021
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