Sex Mop

That crazy wild mop on top of your head after crazy wild orgasmic sex filled with sweat and other debris that fell from the ceiling and walls as you woke your neighbors screaming and moaning, pounding against the wall.

This can be intensified with orgies.
John: Wow! look at your hair man! It is a mess!
Adam: Yea, well I just got done having wild crazy sex.
John: Thats what a call a "Sex Mop!"
by Gutterhead October 18, 2009
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Honey Mop

The small patch of hair on a man;s face, located under the bottom lip, also referred to as a soul patch.
"I wish I could save some of that sweet essence after I go down on my princesses vajayjay".

"Yo huggy bear, just grow your ass a honey mop and you'll have a flavor savor for hours".
by mojoson April 22, 2010
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mud mop

when a female takes a huge shit on an a mans chest and wipes her hair in it. also see mud squeegee
by timmboy23 April 25, 2006
mugGet the mud mopmug.

mop with the kids

when a family is so ghetto, that they can no longer afford mops, so they must "mop with the kids" instead of live with dirty floors.
dangnabbit, grab our son...the floor is filthy!

must we mop wit the kids, dear?

shut up
by zubawu January 20, 2005
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mop the floor

After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.
Christina: oh my god, I love being bulimic.
Josh: That's wonderful baby, now can you mop the floor?
by Thrice001 April 10, 2008
mugGet the mop the floormug.

Mop joint

1. Someone who's only reason for breathing is to give mop people off aka give head
2. One who never smashes but just eats the pussy
3. One who gives neck
person 1: hope you didnt kiss stacy she's a mop joint
person 2: Na I didnt
person 2 then runs home and erases all pics of him and stacy kissing.
by gotzsole August 1, 2009
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Dick Mop

Usually a tall guy with a lot of hair on his head parted down the middle.
Guys yells "are you in line or just standing here"?!

Fuck off dick mop!!
by The Hogg Molly October 31, 2013
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