Milkin' the Wilkins

Having a wank

Did you hear? Lee was caught Milkin' the Wilkins behind the bike sheds.

by Landlad August 5, 2009

Milling Around

The activity of negative loitering, usually partaken by fools. Most commonly used in third person.

A congregation of lower class individuals are milling around MacDonalds, hindering you reaching your desired destination.

"Stop milling around the place, 'cause you know you're just a fool"

by claireandbryony April 6, 2010

Milfing

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes

The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.

by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011

Milkin the Titties

the action of one performing the act of milking ones nipples in a public area. This can also be performed on the male genitalia.

jay: sorry erin, i was busy milkin the titties.
erin: i have nipples jay, could you milk me?

by jerin hollins August 26, 2009

micking

Tripping over a cornhole game and falling on your face like a dumbass.

Look at this idiot Micking over here.

by sooverthisshit March 31, 2017

Milkinized

1. When milk comes out of one's breast
2. When the milk flows out of the cup

1. That cow just milkinized
2. It milkinized

by Myles07 June 13, 2022

Malking

The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.

I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.

by click25 May 31, 2009