Microsoft

The grossest, smelliest, piece of shit company known to the planet.

I dare you to try and get support from Microsoft.

by tm69 October 18, 2021

Microsoft

OVERPOPULATION WE MUST SAVE THE EARTH BUY BUYYING uhhh poop???????????
Bad OS too.

Microsoft will kill you.
Billgates dislikes turtles.
He is bad.

by purple lemon May 11, 2023

Microsoft

This name comes from the size of bill gates cock.
micro and soft

Oh!! his cock is so micro "that what she said and don't forget soft!"

Microsoft means micro and soft cock

by wth ass f December 05, 2016

microsoft

when a dude's dick is micro and soft

i don't like kevin, he got that microsoft dick, you'd need a magnifying glass

by 2238750576 May 11, 2022

microsoft

your enemies dick

dude your dick is Microsoft

by okemonmaster4life March 22, 2015

Microsoft

Microsoft is another word for the dick of a man who left his penis pills at home. Its size ranges from .001" to 3". Just like floppy disks, floppy dicks are not very useful in today's world. Do you want good sex? Do you want to keep your girl? Then grow a fat cock!

"Eww, get that Microsoft away from me"

"How do you beat your meat with that Microsoft"

by Joinmyminecwaftserver March 15, 2018

Microsoft

A Small and Soft Male Genitalia which is small even when hard.

I pulled down Huge Mark's pants and he had a Microsoft. Girls I had to laugh Bitch he Thought

by La leon September 23, 2016