We all hate Manchester United!
by MORONBORIS August 21, 2022
The greatest football team in English history. 20 Premier Leagues, 12 FA Cups, and 3 Champions Leagues. Two of their managers are amongst the three greatest in English football history - Matt Busby and Alex Ferguson, the latter being the greatest football manager in history.
a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience
person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.
person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.
person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.
by saibo September 02, 2023
by Paul Pogba is going to Madrid May 12, 2019
1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 11, 2022
Those people support the club "Manchester United Football Club.
Usually they're very supportive of their club, yet the suck actual ass.
Their rivals are liverpool, and man city
They may have history, but their current form is in shambles.
Usually they're very supportive of their club, yet the suck actual ass.
Their rivals are liverpool, and man city
They may have history, but their current form is in shambles.
by Skandarthegreat September 30, 2023