Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024
Get the abso-slut-lymug. Collective delusionary group think utilized to achieve optimal results for the message carrier, often leveraged by professional sales teams to confuse or disorient a prospective buyer.
Organizational lying is a standard practice by our pre-sales team, where they prepare an exchange of questions and answers that imply our products have functions that they do not.
by BalancedHeads May 23, 2012
Get the Organizational Lyingmug. A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
by Yournigga January 3, 2014
Get the Blatant Lying Status (BLS)mug. bysexual. Like when people say strickly dickly or strickly mdussy(Vagina) a bi person mixed both of them and u get dicpussly
by J.Blake March 16, 2005
Get the dicpussly ( dic -pus-ly)mug. by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021
Get the Lying under the spanmug. Wade-ly is the dood
NUFF said for sure
He is a God (although not like Kratos)
A true Legend, that you will only ever experience once
A great person from start to finish
Everybody loves him (even your Mom, hell maybe even your Cousin)
He does indeed wear goggles in the pool
Might secretly be rich, but honestly, who knows
He's the true Meester, and forever will be, no questions asked
NUFF said for sure
He is a God (although not like Kratos)
A true Legend, that you will only ever experience once
A great person from start to finish
Everybody loves him (even your Mom, hell maybe even your Cousin)
He does indeed wear goggles in the pool
Might secretly be rich, but honestly, who knows
He's the true Meester, and forever will be, no questions asked
See that man over there? That... That is a Wade-ly
Yo! Look at that! That's a Wade-ly, man that's cool...
Yo! Look at that! That's a Wade-ly, man that's cool...
by TheManUB3 January 4, 2024
Get the Wade-lymug. by Wannabe gujju November 21, 2023
Get the Saras-lymug.