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Organizational Lying

Collective delusionary group think utilized to achieve optimal results for the message carrier, often leveraged by professional sales teams to confuse or disorient a prospective buyer.
Organizational lying is a standard practice by our pre-sales team, where they prepare an exchange of questions and answers that imply our products have functions that they do not.
by BalancedHeads May 23, 2012
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Quantum...ly Entangled Universes

No, honey. Not necessarily parallel but, like...
Hym "Quantum...ly Entangled Universes. OK? And there is symmetry between mircocosmic evens and what is happening universally (or I guess multiversally/In macrocosm) Right? Like that 'visual representation of a quantum entangled state, particularly when visualized as a wave function, often resembles the Daoist "yin-yang" symbol' AND (obviously) our art and society. Particularly what you are doing to me. YOU don't want me to be better than you so you are collectivizing to cast me into an alternate reality where I am not the creator of AI and STEALING THE GOOD REALITY FOR YOURSELF because you would rather live in delusion than inhabitant the world you live in. And that is how heaven and hell works by the way. We're like a jar of oil and water that got shaken up. OH! 😲 Which would explain why time seems so slow and retarded- Er, um, inconsistent... 🤔 Our perspective of time is distorted because we're inside the jar. But outside of the jar it probably only looks like it takes a couple of minutes. ALSO! That MIGHT be what Black holes are! Like, our universe is more viscous than the one that collided into us and if our stars get too heavy they sink into the universe that is entangled with ours. It looks to us like it's collapsing in of itself but really it's sinking STRAIGHT DOWN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!"
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
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dry ass lying

by anonymous March 1, 2021
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Ly

is a girl ,who has a amazing style ,help other when they need help and is friendly.But she's a very bad ass and do things that u can't believe that she's really doing things like that.
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by ly.bln December 28, 2016
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Lying

Jordan. You can't just called everything a lie. You don't even know what 'true' means.
Hym "Jordan... I'm not doing it. You're self help is bullshitz. If I do not get my pound of flesh and IF THIS FUCKING SERVER SHIT DOES NOT CEASE (It's getting a little suspicious) there is only one other thing for me to do here. You need YOU to stop lying. Only the truth is going to save that fucking kid Jordan. I don't care. I don't care about any of your bullshit Jordan. I'm not buying anything you're selling. Conversely, someone IS buying everything I'M selling... And THEY NEED TO PAY ME. It's not a request. It is a prerequisite for your kids safety. 1 of 2 very super-duper ultra-specific prerequisites. This has been over since the very first time my words came out of your mouth. The bullet is in the air. Nothing is going to stop me. The last guy who said he was going to do it, did it. It isn't a matter of whether or not I get what I want here. I am going to get it."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2024
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abso-slut-ly

Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024
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Lying by Omission

when master chief leaves outkey pieces of information on purpose to deceive or give misconception
"So technically, I stole it, dropped it in the lost and found, picked it back up from the lost and found so if anyone asks, I can say I got it from the lost and found without lying"

"See, that's called Lying by Omission and that's still lying."
by Enrevibility March 25, 2025
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