Ling Ling 

Ling Ling, king of classical and orchestral music, can play any instrument. Ling Ling is also my insurance provider.

Damnit son, you need to be like Ling Ling, get your 40 hours done you failure.

Ling Ling by lil~mayo November 4, 2019

Laying a cable 

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

Laying a cable by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

linger wraith

The smell of a sinister fart, long after it was released from the bowels of its purgatorial last resting place. So potent is a linger wraith that it can cling to a man's nose hairs on a rooftop in a strong wind for more than 2 hours! A linger wraith was said to have been so powerful, that after being released from its bondage in King Tut's Tomb, it still roams the earth to this very day unable to dissipate into rarity and is still claiming unsuspecting victims in every corner of the world. Clearly it's existence is a supernatural phenomenon.

victim: "Whoa the linger wraith from that incident at Taco Bell still haunts this room...!"

perpetrator: "yeah, I cut that one over four days ago!"

victim: "...Funny, how it seems to only to return in your presence and fade in you absence..."

perp: "...uh, yeah... pretty funny..."

linger wraith by Doc Awesome3 November 28, 2010

Lingling’s Principle 

Rule of life that states “Whatever you do that you think you are good at, there is a 5 year old Asian who can do it 1,000 times better”.

I thought I could play the concerto the best, but due to Lingling’s principle, I was outdone greatly.

Lingling’s Principle by Meh1038 November 29, 2018

laying dimes 

A good ass weld

Yo, look at Nick over there, he is laying dimes on that mf metal!

laying dimes by Tipsy trev March 10, 2019

Snik Ling 

beautiful black guy with monstrous cock

Nick you Snik Ling

Snik Ling by aktapuzz May 10, 2021

Laingsburg 

A town with an approximate population of 1200 in the dead center of Michigan. It has an excellent educational system and very few ethnic citizens. It should be noted, that this is despite the fact that the town has been non segregated for nearly an entire decade.

Upon entering the town, one will spot its well known mantra of "Laingsburg, the town where men are men and sheep are scared."

Did you hear? They finally allowed African Americans into Laingsburg.

Huzzah! I wonder if any of them would be interested in purchasing some sheep?

Laingsburg by Peylon Manmeer January 4, 2011