lung aids

Slang for emphasema or lung cancer.

Often said by pussies who are afraid to smoke, like me.

Go ahead smoke! Enjoy your lung AIDS!

by alskjfdlakjdsf June 26, 2007

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022

lung infection

When one gets an infection in thy lung

My lung infection turned onto a lungs infection when it spread to my other lung.

by Davesjuly January 31, 2014

Fuckalukus of the Lung

Unidentified Lung infection .... when one can’t breath due to an infection caused by some type of illness.

Damn that cough sounds horrible sounds like you have Fuckalukus of the Lung !!

by Ranchcarpets March 19, 2020

Lung Guacamole

The thick green phlegmy batter like loogi snot wad, you hack up when you have a respatorie infection.

After pulling a bong rip, I hacked up some "Lung Guacamole". Dip tortilla chips at your own will, if you happen to get the munchies.

by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

Lung Booger

When you cough up something that could have come out of your nose.

"Your Lung Booger landed on my phone and dialled your Mom, as her number was on my screen, because we spoke recently. I can see from the call history that she heard most of it, but I am not sure if she hung up before or after the Goat.

by Mun Ki Tron December 24, 2018

top of the lungs

(Noun)Where you store your lightest oxegyn and lose it due to more air

(Verb)you SCREEEEEE at the top of your lungs

(Adjective)you stop screaming at the top of your lungs

Gym teacher:Breath in and out and at the top of the lungs

Oxygen: oh shit

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 23, 2021